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2019: The Hit List (Part 4 of 5)
Skrillex ft. Ty Dolla $ign & Boys Noize - Midnight Hour: This club-ready track isn’t just a Xeroxed house beat. Tyrone lets his shawty know that late in the midnight hour she sometimes makes some less than ideal decisions. He was usually there to listen, but this time...
Wiz Khalifa - I’ll Be Good: Wiz flipped Rene & Angela’s classic track “I’ll Be Good” talking his usual shit about drinking, smoking, and breaking bread wit his bitties. TGOD! (I’d rather not die right now so I’ll choose TG)
Wifisfuneral - Me & My Drank (Cover): Not a fan of covers but this one’s done to perfection! I can’t help but bump it. A dedication to the drank and a dedication to Wifi’s main damie and a dedication to Wayne. The vibes are effervescent.
Wiz Khalifa - Really and Truly: Bitties & Bud, you can count on Wiz for tough tunes about both. A flip of Wayne Wonder’s hit single “No Letting Go” the tweaked beat meshes perfectly with Wiz’s chill mans flow.
Francis and the Lights ft. Bon Iver & Kanye West - Take Me to the Light: “And the stars will align, every time” You ain’t lyin Ye! “We’re not always eye, but you’re always by my side” You ain’t lyin! Mellow track to smoke to. What it’s about, who knows. Trees burning down or something. It’s optimistic and hopeful and that’s what Kapital Pea and ToughTune.com are all about so we fux wit it!
Bloc Boy JB - It’s Bloc: The Tennessee rapper, who burst onto the scene with 2018’s “Look Alive” (featuring Drizzly Drake) and his popular shoot dance, goes in on a beat perfect for his flow. He touches on everything from keeping friends close, running for mayor, convertible automobiles, distributing narcotics in his neighborhood, the multiple denominations of American currency he has accumulated and also receiving fellatio from eager young ladies.
EARTHGANG - Bank: “Ooh shit, look at him go, keep, keep, keep gainin’ momentum, Beep beep get the fuck out the way” Simple beat with a unique sound (what is that sound?) The Dreamville duo delivers that primo per usual. Some standout lines “You measure a man by his likes on the gram, but how do he move under pressure?” Preach! Also: “I’ll turn you to swiss for my cheddar” which presumably means Doctur Dot will dot that ass with bullet holes if you attempt to come between him and his money.
Fat Joe ft. Cardi B & Anuel AA - Yes: Club-ready banger with the OG and the new guard. Many-a-stripper have collected their rent money to this one. Ass up face down of course! Part of the song is in another language that I’m not quite familiar with. I recommend Google Translate to understand that verse.
Wiz Khalifa - Don’t Stop: A flip of a 70’s soul song by a group called “One Way” Wiz touches on a number of topics, including the glow up, from sleeping on the floor to buying out the whole floor of a hotel. From being able to put his son in private school, to paying his mortgages while also bedding a multitude of women and smoking literal tons of reefer cigarettes. What a life!
Next Town Down ft. 6LACK - Easy: Some funky freak music for you to have post-gym sex to. Like straight from the gym, drop the keys on the counter and start going at. Y’all both nut, then sip some chamomile tea while catching up on the latest episodes of The Mandalorian. Yeah buddy!
Wiz Khalifa - No Change: Never change, he Wiz-ay everyday (swing and a miss). Wiz carries the EDM beat with his melodic flow. “We ain’t dangerous, we ain’t dangerous, no. It’s just no changing us, no changing us, no” Nigga said he got a fingerprint scanner lock on his crib, that’s some boss shit right there. I’m trying to get a Coke Freestyle machine in my spot… That’s how I’ll know I made it!
Don Trip - Get It: Motivation Music! The Memphis artist lets us know that he gets off his ass and gets it and we should too. “Never personal, it’s only business.” He tells us how he went from ramen noodles to filet mignon. Dope transitions on the beat too, kinda trappy, kinda trippy.
Kid Ink - Miami: Anthem to one of the livest cities in the world. The Bat Gang Boss gives a shoutout to the legendary Miami gentleman’s club, Tootsie’s. If you’re ever in Miami and you happen to be a gentleman, I suggest you pay Tootsie’s a visit.
LNDN DRGS (Jay Worthy & Sean House) ft. Problem - It’s All About U: This one of them instrumentals that could be played at a funeral or a wedding. You know it’s about some real shit. Carried by keys, these gentlemen get reflective about growing up, their relationships and their loved ones.
SOB x RBE - Sensei: This the type of song that make you wanna smack somebody in the mouth. Perfect gym music. Da Boii, Slimmy, and T.O. go in about how they them niggas and you ain’t them niggas and it’s only to motivate you to be better. Get ya weight up lil nigga (with all due respect)
Wiz Khalifa ft. Chevy Woods - Having Fun: OK. I’m obviously a big fan of Wiz and it’s not because I’ve inhaled more grass than a landscaper. The Taylor Gang rappers let they thangs know that they aint trying to get all wrapped up, they just wanna have fun. Keep ya man shawty and we can just smash and blaze on go on our merry way. Maybe DoorDash some burritos, watch a movie on Hulu, hit a standing 69 and say au revoir until next time.
Ayanis ft. Wiz Khalifa - One Night: With a sample of Timbaland’s classic “Make It Hot” beat and a Wiz feature, Ayanis got a certified bedroom banger with this one! “If you got stamina, we can go a couple rounds” I don’t got stamina, chicks in my hood call me TurboNut ‘cause I get to the finish line quick, but I hope Ayanis find her a dude who can go the distance.
Blac Youngsta - Forgiveness: Organ. Guitar. And some straight shot, no chaser Rich Nigga Blues. The Memphis artist catches flak for his social media antics, but he’s a dope artist with something to say. He bares his soul in his music. His struggles, his frustrations, hopes and dreams, shit we can all relate to. Sure his English may not be the best, but alot of us understand. He even admits in the song he couldn’t read too good, so he went and got help and that he isn’t embarrassed, ‘cause now he got them M’s! “It ain’t about all that gangbangin’ all the time, it’s about getting home to your family.” I concur!
Lil Tecca - Glo Up: “And it took a lot to glow” Chinx had it right when he said “Ain’t no overnight success, everyone I know put in work on them overnight flights.” Tecca letting the people know that even though it looks like he blew up overnight, he put mad time and effort into his grind which led to his subsequent rise.
K-Major ft. Jacquees - Underneath: Slow jam for you to make sweet love to. Down by the fire (or radiator if you in the projects. You can make sweet love by the radiator fa sho). Make sure to slow stroke it to this one, kiss her neck, nibble on her ear and then when Perculator comes on (the next song on your sex playlist obvi) start Jackhammering home, rabbit style.
DaBaby ft. Chance The Rapper, Gucci Mane & YK Osiris - GOSPEL: A highlight off DaBaby’s hit debut studio album KIRK. The Charlotte MC delivers an A+ verse in his signature speedbag delivery. He urges everyone to hop off his dick and stop asking for loans and leeching and shit, as he's utilizing his resources to become a better father. Chance cooks up a nice verse telling his homies to think wisely when they’re out in the streets. Gucci warns the opps that fuckery will not be tolerated. YK holds down the background vocals and half the hook.
Caleborate ft. Innanet James & Jayaire Woods - Long Time: I’m a sucker for a good come up song (might of said that before but mama always said “A reminder benefits the believer.” She also said “You better be wearing rubbers! I ain’t raising no more kids!) Strong mind, strong grind. No time to waste, gotta get yours. Their message: Keep at it, it's coming soon.
Fabolous ft. Jeremih & Davido - Choosy: “Unforgettable” propelled Afro-beats into mainstream consciousness (or maybe not, I don’t be knowing shit…) Anywho, post the French Montana hit we’ve seen lots of American artists trying their hand at creating music with the same vibe. This song is one of the ones that does it well. For the picky chicks, that don’t settle for no broke joker. Fab, Mih and Vido just tryna get chose. They wanna be the one to take you to Rita’s for a Mango Gelati then take you home and give you da bidness or drop you off home and go home wit da blue balls then try again next time (I experience more of the latter...)
Peewee Longway x Money Man - Long Money: “Pocket money full of money do ya muhfuckin’ thang now” When you got a pocket full of money, you can do your motherfucking thing. PeeWee and Money Man are encouraging you to stack bands and get the financial freedom that allows them to fly around the world and eat the finest of foods and have passionate doggystyle sex with the classiest of women.
Summer Walker ft. Usher - Come Thru: Standout track from Summer’s hit debut studio album “Over It”. This flip of Usher’s “Make Me Wanna'' features the Grammy-winning artist, and their chemistry (on the song…) is sublime. Definitely a track to bump on your Apple Homepod while going to Poundtown with one of your side pieces. But like an upper-tier side piece that might’ve made you think about leaving the one you with and starting a new relationship with them. Or you could just be monogamous like the good Lord intended (jk I have no idea what the good Lord intended, maybe we supposed to be loose with it…)
Courtlin Jabrae - Fall Down: “Ring around that pole girl, pockets full of dough, Throwin that cash up and I’m gon’ watch it all fall down” This track is to be played in strip clubs. That’s it and that’s all. Maybe at a bachelor party. Not at weddings, maybe at a funeral… or at the club but I’ve never been a fan of throwin money (especially “Bennys”) in regular clubs but to each their own.
Fredo Bang - Face Down: TayKeith fucked these niggas up on this one. I like this one because the keys give the track a different vibe than what the song is about. It’s about laying the opps down but the beat is so positive. Maybe bussin’ a nigga ass is a positive thing sometimes!
Terrace Martin - All I Own: The superproducer crafts a silky smooth jazz-infused beat to go with his airy melodic vocals. The keys come in and give it a haunting feel. “I’ve made it through too many storms to fold” Terrace takes us with him as he navigates the sometimes rough terrain called Life. Like many of us, he uses liquor to cope and even though the road gets tough sometimes, he won’t give up. Tough Tune.
Lil Tecca ft. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie - Somebody: Don’t we all just want somebody-body, to treat us like somebody-body, to love us for us? Not someone who tries to change us, or that only loves part of us. Somebody that lets us play PS5 without nagging. Somebody that’ll let us watch all 3 NFL games on Thanksgiving and not try to make us go to her family house. Somebody that’ll -- (My girl just smacked me… Guess I’m done with this one… and I prolly shouldn’t read these aloud as I write them… yeah… that’ll do it...)
T-Pain - Trover Saves the Universe: From the soundtrack of the hit VR game from the creators of “Rick and Morty” Teddy Pain croons about all the great things in the game and it’s pretty fuckin’ funny. He shows off the power of his voice while belting out the lyrics. “It’s funny as shit, just play this game, You might see a dick, just play this game, Reverse psychology, I don’t give a shit if you play this game, But obviously we want you to play Trover Saves the Universe!”
Jadakiss - Me: Mr. Raspy flow makes a dedication track to all of our favorite people, ourselves. Using a soul sample for the upbeat track, Kiss letting yall know that everybody got his name in they mouth but he cool wit it. Love Jada giving us a walk down memory lane by highlighting his path to greatness: “Good nigga, good heart, Lotta lives was saved by (me), Bad Boy, Ruff Ryder, lotta money was made by (Me), Real talk, Large bag from Steve Stoute, commercial with A.I. (Me), Good lookin', One of the last of the OGs to stay fly (Me), Who else you know went at it with Beanie and 50 besides (Me) Who? Even threatened to throw a refrigerator at Diddy, my God (Me)”
Joey Fatts - Fuc You: Blue Rag Business! Joey just dropping off a simple message “Fuc you and the niggas you run with” because his mother taught him not to mess with busters. Mr. Fatts also goes into vivid detail about his assortment of interests including narcotics, firearms and slanging the pipe to his rival’s baby mama.
Gucci Mane ft. Kodak Black - Big Boy Diamonds: Diamonds are a girl's best friend and GuWop and Bill letting the bitties know they got plenty. Over a saucy LondonOnDaTrack beat, the boys flex on the normies with different similes and metaphors about the look and feel of their diamonds. Great track to bump in your Camaro SS, on the highway, windows down, while going 5-10 miles over the speed limit.
K Camp - Homecoming Freestyle: Interesting story. K Camp was scheduled to perform at a university’s homecoming but they trashed him on Twitter after his appearance was announced, so he cancelled the show. Camp used this track to address the situation and he bared his soul on this one. He rapped about losing his daughter and grandfather, two-faced friends and also family beef. He also detailed how he’d spend that Homecoming bag (that he apparently got to keep!) He had some shit to get off his chest and he did.
Lucki - 4 The Betta: If I had to pick a song on this list that embodies this generation of hip-hop, it’d be this one. Uzi, Carti-esque “Ohs”, and “Ayys” lace the track with a simple high hat loop and watery keys to carry it. Lucki describes how many men wish death upon him, but he just out here ducking one time and looking out for his amigos and they moms. He prays that all his niggas live long and prosper and for all his lovers in different summers to enjoy the leather seats in his luxury automobile.
Kiana Ledé - Easy Breezy: Kiana’s ting started to act up ‘cause she was doing her thing. He tried to break up, but she like C’mon Son! Let’s just keep it light, tickle each other fancy and keep it moving. Don’t ruin a good thing LaBrian! Keep it Easy Breezy. Dope beat by D.A. Got That Dope
AJ Tracey ft. Mo Stacks & Not3s - Floss: I remember telling one of my British bruvs about AJ Tracey awhile ago and since then he’s consistently put out bangers. Featuring his countrymen MoStacks & Not3s, they make the wave, they can never get washed. They spend absurd amounts of money and because of that, many ladies (with both natural and enhanced breasts) are very interested in spending an evening with them.
Arin Ray - A Seat: Arin letting the ladies know as long as he’s got a face, they’ll have somewhere to sit. He’s eating box all night, eatin’ ass all day and is down with the 69. “69 dinner for two.” A nice slow jam to play on your UE Boom 4 while you and yo main damie taking each other to ecstasy. Then y’all both nut and play some competitive rounds of Mario Kart 8 on Nintendo Switch.
Megan Thee Stallion ft. Vickie Lo - Ride or Die: A club-ready, upbeat tune to shake ya ass to. Sound like some Cash Money classic shit! “Bust that ass and drop that ass and pop it like a shootout” Amen! (This dropped in October 2019 btw…I don’t want no smoke)
PLTO - All or Nothing: I feel like we don’t get much falsetto on records anymore. PLTO transitions his silk vocals to high-pitched crooning effortlessly. Definitely put this on your Sex Playlist. This the type of song that’ll put your shawty in the mood to top you off even if she don't feel like it. This a panty-dropper, coochie-wetter, bang boom nasty good time! (My grandpa wrote this blurb...)
VanJess & Ari Lennox - Cool Off the Rain: These talented ladies made an anti-Drama anthem. They ain’t wit da BS and you shouldn’t be either. This year is the year for no more tolerating the fuck shit. No more having your energy drained by energy vampires like Colin Robinson (2nd mention? Ohh kill em!) They’ll suck you dry and leave you for dead, possibly in the rain. Tell all fuck niggas to respectfully socially distance and stay 6 ft (or more) away.
DJ Kay Slay ft. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie & Blueface - Hocus Pocus: Not a fan of smashing of other people’s significant other or “OPP” as the olds call it, but it’s a free country, people can fuck who they want. In my experience it leads to some tense confrontations and the booty usually ain't worth the drama. (Just addressing the courting of other people’s p described in the hook.) This a dope track, A Boogie making you all aware that if he ain’t got the whistle on him, he gon’ poke you. So chill wit the tough talk and love the Lord.
Kanye ft. Clipse & Kenny G - Use This Gospel: Speaking of the Lord! Bro! Off Kanye’s "Jesus is King" album, his first full non-secular project, this track stands out as one of the best. Standout verse from No Malice thanking the Lord for helping him transition from flipping bricks and braggadocious raps to flipping scripts and handing out tracts! (scripts is ‘posed to be short for scriptures...I tried…) “From the concrete grew a rose, They give you Wraith talk, I give you faith talk, Blindfolded on this road, watch me faith walk, Just hold on to your brother when his faith lost” Kenny G’s murders his sax solo at the end and then the beat drops back in to bring it home. Tough Tune!
Kyle Dion - DEAD: KD letting shawty know it’s a wrap. The love is dead, no need to second guess. When you wanna stew in it and feel your feels, this the track for you. Let that dead love rest in peace. Unless, you run it back for a little makeup sex...
Omar Apollo ft. Dominic Fike - Hit Me Up: Funky track produced by Kenny Beats (Whoa Kenny!) O & D letting the bitties know they been wasting time doing this and that, but they willing to spend that idle time wit you if you hit them up. Ladies if you’re reading this, go text somebody. Just to say what’s up.
Pink Sweat$ & Crush - I Wanna Be Yours: Smooth beat carried by strings which transitions to a Booty Bass, Jersey Club, DC Go-Go-type bridge. These gentleman let one of they buddies know they trying to get out the Friend Zone and get to the End Zone (buddy like De La Soul). Play this in your Ford Fiesta after dinner while you dropping her off, and I promise she’ll invite you upstairs for a one-way trip to Penetration Station.
Ashoka - Regular Day: I love songs like this. Just a song about the average day. Most of our days are unspectacular and you can always bump this in the ride. Any occasion, any mood. Swiss army knife of songs. “It’s just a regular day, hundreds and fifties I fold, ride through the city I know, call up a bitty I know.”
Lil Baby - Woah: The platinum selling album “My Turn” dropped in 2020 but this single came out in 2019. This track is Lil Baby’s biggest hit in his skyrocketing career (We Paid is on its ass tho). Braggadocious, over a spooky beat, perfect for bumpin in your C-Class Benz on the way to the Taco Bell for a Crunchwrap Supreme.
A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie ft. Lil Uzi Vert - Reply: Ain’t nothing like seeing yo phone screen light up and you got a text from your favorite lady. All Artist (A Boogie’s real name) & Uzi asking for is a reply. A Boogie lets his lady know that she looks good, even without makeup, and he knows that she’s a down ass chick the way she takes the raw sausage like a champ. Lil Uzi likes plain scallops and he encourages his shawty to pray for her own betterment.
Glass Animals ft. Denzel Curry - Tokyo Drifting: Heavy Bass EDM-beat that morphs when Denzel hops on. Perfect track to play while your high as fuck in Tokyo speeding through the streets in your Subaru Impreza WRX “Ooh now ya lettin’ go... ain’t nothin better”
Kap G - The Bomb: The Mexican, ATL-bred rapper picks the perfect hit to flip, Richie Valens’ “La Bamba”. Mixing in a lil Español, KG killed this one. Great track for Cinco De Mayo or a Taco Tuesday con Tequila shots. Women are known to shake their bums uncontrollably when this track somes on. (I apologize if this was offensive to some. As a boy, I fell and bumped my head on a radiator in the projects and my screws been loose ever since. The Lord working on me.)
Parisalexa - 2 Real: P-Lex letting you know that she too real, she ain’t got time for the snakes and fakes and if she love you she’d die for you. Over a buttery beat, all she asking for is a lil reciprocation nigga, sheesh. That real love. That Bobby & Whitney love. That Ike and T… That Prince Harry & Megan love. (If they break up by printing, replace with Denzel & Pauletta or whoever else been together for hella long.)
03 Greedo & Kenny Beats - Life: From their joint project “Netflix & Deal” The rapper and beatsmith flip Dire Straits’ “Sultans of Swing” while referencing the hit Martin Lawrence & Eddie Murphy film “Life”. It’s one of Greedo’s best tracks because it describes his current situation, incarcerated in a Texas prison. “Feeling like Claude and Ray, they offering all the days, I done did all the crime, I done did all the time. Life, life I might lose my mind”
Wiz Khalifa - I’ll Be Good: Wiz flipped Rene & Angela’s classic track “I’ll Be Good” talking his usual shit about drinking, smoking, and breaking bread wit his bitties. TGOD! (I’d rather not die right now so I’ll choose TG)
Wifisfuneral - Me & My Drank (Cover): Not a fan of covers but this one’s done to perfection! I can’t help but bump it. A dedication to the drank and a dedication to Wifi’s main damie and a dedication to Wayne. The vibes are effervescent.
Wiz Khalifa - Really and Truly: Bitties & Bud, you can count on Wiz for tough tunes about both. A flip of Wayne Wonder’s hit single “No Letting Go” the tweaked beat meshes perfectly with Wiz’s chill mans flow.
Francis and the Lights ft. Bon Iver & Kanye West - Take Me to the Light: “And the stars will align, every time” You ain’t lyin Ye! “We’re not always eye, but you’re always by my side” You ain’t lyin! Mellow track to smoke to. What it’s about, who knows. Trees burning down or something. It’s optimistic and hopeful and that’s what Kapital Pea and ToughTune.com are all about so we fux wit it!
Bloc Boy JB - It’s Bloc: The Tennessee rapper, who burst onto the scene with 2018’s “Look Alive” (featuring Drizzly Drake) and his popular shoot dance, goes in on a beat perfect for his flow. He touches on everything from keeping friends close, running for mayor, convertible automobiles, distributing narcotics in his neighborhood, the multiple denominations of American currency he has accumulated and also receiving fellatio from eager young ladies.
EARTHGANG - Bank: “Ooh shit, look at him go, keep, keep, keep gainin’ momentum, Beep beep get the fuck out the way” Simple beat with a unique sound (what is that sound?) The Dreamville duo delivers that primo per usual. Some standout lines “You measure a man by his likes on the gram, but how do he move under pressure?” Preach! Also: “I’ll turn you to swiss for my cheddar” which presumably means Doctur Dot will dot that ass with bullet holes if you attempt to come between him and his money.
Fat Joe ft. Cardi B & Anuel AA - Yes: Club-ready banger with the OG and the new guard. Many-a-stripper have collected their rent money to this one. Ass up face down of course! Part of the song is in another language that I’m not quite familiar with. I recommend Google Translate to understand that verse.
Wiz Khalifa - Don’t Stop: A flip of a 70’s soul song by a group called “One Way” Wiz touches on a number of topics, including the glow up, from sleeping on the floor to buying out the whole floor of a hotel. From being able to put his son in private school, to paying his mortgages while also bedding a multitude of women and smoking literal tons of reefer cigarettes. What a life!
Next Town Down ft. 6LACK - Easy: Some funky freak music for you to have post-gym sex to. Like straight from the gym, drop the keys on the counter and start going at. Y’all both nut, then sip some chamomile tea while catching up on the latest episodes of The Mandalorian. Yeah buddy!
Wiz Khalifa - No Change: Never change, he Wiz-ay everyday (swing and a miss). Wiz carries the EDM beat with his melodic flow. “We ain’t dangerous, we ain’t dangerous, no. It’s just no changing us, no changing us, no” Nigga said he got a fingerprint scanner lock on his crib, that’s some boss shit right there. I’m trying to get a Coke Freestyle machine in my spot… That’s how I’ll know I made it!
Don Trip - Get It: Motivation Music! The Memphis artist lets us know that he gets off his ass and gets it and we should too. “Never personal, it’s only business.” He tells us how he went from ramen noodles to filet mignon. Dope transitions on the beat too, kinda trappy, kinda trippy.
Kid Ink - Miami: Anthem to one of the livest cities in the world. The Bat Gang Boss gives a shoutout to the legendary Miami gentleman’s club, Tootsie’s. If you’re ever in Miami and you happen to be a gentleman, I suggest you pay Tootsie’s a visit.
LNDN DRGS (Jay Worthy & Sean House) ft. Problem - It’s All About U: This one of them instrumentals that could be played at a funeral or a wedding. You know it’s about some real shit. Carried by keys, these gentlemen get reflective about growing up, their relationships and their loved ones.
SOB x RBE - Sensei: This the type of song that make you wanna smack somebody in the mouth. Perfect gym music. Da Boii, Slimmy, and T.O. go in about how they them niggas and you ain’t them niggas and it’s only to motivate you to be better. Get ya weight up lil nigga (with all due respect)
Wiz Khalifa ft. Chevy Woods - Having Fun: OK. I’m obviously a big fan of Wiz and it’s not because I’ve inhaled more grass than a landscaper. The Taylor Gang rappers let they thangs know that they aint trying to get all wrapped up, they just wanna have fun. Keep ya man shawty and we can just smash and blaze on go on our merry way. Maybe DoorDash some burritos, watch a movie on Hulu, hit a standing 69 and say au revoir until next time.
Ayanis ft. Wiz Khalifa - One Night: With a sample of Timbaland’s classic “Make It Hot” beat and a Wiz feature, Ayanis got a certified bedroom banger with this one! “If you got stamina, we can go a couple rounds” I don’t got stamina, chicks in my hood call me TurboNut ‘cause I get to the finish line quick, but I hope Ayanis find her a dude who can go the distance.
Blac Youngsta - Forgiveness: Organ. Guitar. And some straight shot, no chaser Rich Nigga Blues. The Memphis artist catches flak for his social media antics, but he’s a dope artist with something to say. He bares his soul in his music. His struggles, his frustrations, hopes and dreams, shit we can all relate to. Sure his English may not be the best, but alot of us understand. He even admits in the song he couldn’t read too good, so he went and got help and that he isn’t embarrassed, ‘cause now he got them M’s! “It ain’t about all that gangbangin’ all the time, it’s about getting home to your family.” I concur!
Lil Tecca - Glo Up: “And it took a lot to glow” Chinx had it right when he said “Ain’t no overnight success, everyone I know put in work on them overnight flights.” Tecca letting the people know that even though it looks like he blew up overnight, he put mad time and effort into his grind which led to his subsequent rise.
K-Major ft. Jacquees - Underneath: Slow jam for you to make sweet love to. Down by the fire (or radiator if you in the projects. You can make sweet love by the radiator fa sho). Make sure to slow stroke it to this one, kiss her neck, nibble on her ear and then when Perculator comes on (the next song on your sex playlist obvi) start Jackhammering home, rabbit style.
DaBaby ft. Chance The Rapper, Gucci Mane & YK Osiris - GOSPEL: A highlight off DaBaby’s hit debut studio album KIRK. The Charlotte MC delivers an A+ verse in his signature speedbag delivery. He urges everyone to hop off his dick and stop asking for loans and leeching and shit, as he's utilizing his resources to become a better father. Chance cooks up a nice verse telling his homies to think wisely when they’re out in the streets. Gucci warns the opps that fuckery will not be tolerated. YK holds down the background vocals and half the hook.
Caleborate ft. Innanet James & Jayaire Woods - Long Time: I’m a sucker for a good come up song (might of said that before but mama always said “A reminder benefits the believer.” She also said “You better be wearing rubbers! I ain’t raising no more kids!) Strong mind, strong grind. No time to waste, gotta get yours. Their message: Keep at it, it's coming soon.
Fabolous ft. Jeremih & Davido - Choosy: “Unforgettable” propelled Afro-beats into mainstream consciousness (or maybe not, I don’t be knowing shit…) Anywho, post the French Montana hit we’ve seen lots of American artists trying their hand at creating music with the same vibe. This song is one of the ones that does it well. For the picky chicks, that don’t settle for no broke joker. Fab, Mih and Vido just tryna get chose. They wanna be the one to take you to Rita’s for a Mango Gelati then take you home and give you da bidness or drop you off home and go home wit da blue balls then try again next time (I experience more of the latter...)
Peewee Longway x Money Man - Long Money: “Pocket money full of money do ya muhfuckin’ thang now” When you got a pocket full of money, you can do your motherfucking thing. PeeWee and Money Man are encouraging you to stack bands and get the financial freedom that allows them to fly around the world and eat the finest of foods and have passionate doggystyle sex with the classiest of women.
Summer Walker ft. Usher - Come Thru: Standout track from Summer’s hit debut studio album “Over It”. This flip of Usher’s “Make Me Wanna'' features the Grammy-winning artist, and their chemistry (on the song…) is sublime. Definitely a track to bump on your Apple Homepod while going to Poundtown with one of your side pieces. But like an upper-tier side piece that might’ve made you think about leaving the one you with and starting a new relationship with them. Or you could just be monogamous like the good Lord intended (jk I have no idea what the good Lord intended, maybe we supposed to be loose with it…)
Courtlin Jabrae - Fall Down: “Ring around that pole girl, pockets full of dough, Throwin that cash up and I’m gon’ watch it all fall down” This track is to be played in strip clubs. That’s it and that’s all. Maybe at a bachelor party. Not at weddings, maybe at a funeral… or at the club but I’ve never been a fan of throwin money (especially “Bennys”) in regular clubs but to each their own.
Fredo Bang - Face Down: TayKeith fucked these niggas up on this one. I like this one because the keys give the track a different vibe than what the song is about. It’s about laying the opps down but the beat is so positive. Maybe bussin’ a nigga ass is a positive thing sometimes!
Terrace Martin - All I Own: The superproducer crafts a silky smooth jazz-infused beat to go with his airy melodic vocals. The keys come in and give it a haunting feel. “I’ve made it through too many storms to fold” Terrace takes us with him as he navigates the sometimes rough terrain called Life. Like many of us, he uses liquor to cope and even though the road gets tough sometimes, he won’t give up. Tough Tune.
Lil Tecca ft. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie - Somebody: Don’t we all just want somebody-body, to treat us like somebody-body, to love us for us? Not someone who tries to change us, or that only loves part of us. Somebody that lets us play PS5 without nagging. Somebody that’ll let us watch all 3 NFL games on Thanksgiving and not try to make us go to her family house. Somebody that’ll -- (My girl just smacked me… Guess I’m done with this one… and I prolly shouldn’t read these aloud as I write them… yeah… that’ll do it...)
T-Pain - Trover Saves the Universe: From the soundtrack of the hit VR game from the creators of “Rick and Morty” Teddy Pain croons about all the great things in the game and it’s pretty fuckin’ funny. He shows off the power of his voice while belting out the lyrics. “It’s funny as shit, just play this game, You might see a dick, just play this game, Reverse psychology, I don’t give a shit if you play this game, But obviously we want you to play Trover Saves the Universe!”
Jadakiss - Me: Mr. Raspy flow makes a dedication track to all of our favorite people, ourselves. Using a soul sample for the upbeat track, Kiss letting yall know that everybody got his name in they mouth but he cool wit it. Love Jada giving us a walk down memory lane by highlighting his path to greatness: “Good nigga, good heart, Lotta lives was saved by (me), Bad Boy, Ruff Ryder, lotta money was made by (Me), Real talk, Large bag from Steve Stoute, commercial with A.I. (Me), Good lookin', One of the last of the OGs to stay fly (Me), Who else you know went at it with Beanie and 50 besides (Me) Who? Even threatened to throw a refrigerator at Diddy, my God (Me)”
Joey Fatts - Fuc You: Blue Rag Business! Joey just dropping off a simple message “Fuc you and the niggas you run with” because his mother taught him not to mess with busters. Mr. Fatts also goes into vivid detail about his assortment of interests including narcotics, firearms and slanging the pipe to his rival’s baby mama.
Gucci Mane ft. Kodak Black - Big Boy Diamonds: Diamonds are a girl's best friend and GuWop and Bill letting the bitties know they got plenty. Over a saucy LondonOnDaTrack beat, the boys flex on the normies with different similes and metaphors about the look and feel of their diamonds. Great track to bump in your Camaro SS, on the highway, windows down, while going 5-10 miles over the speed limit.
K Camp - Homecoming Freestyle: Interesting story. K Camp was scheduled to perform at a university’s homecoming but they trashed him on Twitter after his appearance was announced, so he cancelled the show. Camp used this track to address the situation and he bared his soul on this one. He rapped about losing his daughter and grandfather, two-faced friends and also family beef. He also detailed how he’d spend that Homecoming bag (that he apparently got to keep!) He had some shit to get off his chest and he did.
Lucki - 4 The Betta: If I had to pick a song on this list that embodies this generation of hip-hop, it’d be this one. Uzi, Carti-esque “Ohs”, and “Ayys” lace the track with a simple high hat loop and watery keys to carry it. Lucki describes how many men wish death upon him, but he just out here ducking one time and looking out for his amigos and they moms. He prays that all his niggas live long and prosper and for all his lovers in different summers to enjoy the leather seats in his luxury automobile.
Kiana Ledé - Easy Breezy: Kiana’s ting started to act up ‘cause she was doing her thing. He tried to break up, but she like C’mon Son! Let’s just keep it light, tickle each other fancy and keep it moving. Don’t ruin a good thing LaBrian! Keep it Easy Breezy. Dope beat by D.A. Got That Dope
AJ Tracey ft. Mo Stacks & Not3s - Floss: I remember telling one of my British bruvs about AJ Tracey awhile ago and since then he’s consistently put out bangers. Featuring his countrymen MoStacks & Not3s, they make the wave, they can never get washed. They spend absurd amounts of money and because of that, many ladies (with both natural and enhanced breasts) are very interested in spending an evening with them.
Arin Ray - A Seat: Arin letting the ladies know as long as he’s got a face, they’ll have somewhere to sit. He’s eating box all night, eatin’ ass all day and is down with the 69. “69 dinner for two.” A nice slow jam to play on your UE Boom 4 while you and yo main damie taking each other to ecstasy. Then y’all both nut and play some competitive rounds of Mario Kart 8 on Nintendo Switch.
Megan Thee Stallion ft. Vickie Lo - Ride or Die: A club-ready, upbeat tune to shake ya ass to. Sound like some Cash Money classic shit! “Bust that ass and drop that ass and pop it like a shootout” Amen! (This dropped in October 2019 btw…I don’t want no smoke)
PLTO - All or Nothing: I feel like we don’t get much falsetto on records anymore. PLTO transitions his silk vocals to high-pitched crooning effortlessly. Definitely put this on your Sex Playlist. This the type of song that’ll put your shawty in the mood to top you off even if she don't feel like it. This a panty-dropper, coochie-wetter, bang boom nasty good time! (My grandpa wrote this blurb...)
VanJess & Ari Lennox - Cool Off the Rain: These talented ladies made an anti-Drama anthem. They ain’t wit da BS and you shouldn’t be either. This year is the year for no more tolerating the fuck shit. No more having your energy drained by energy vampires like Colin Robinson (2nd mention? Ohh kill em!) They’ll suck you dry and leave you for dead, possibly in the rain. Tell all fuck niggas to respectfully socially distance and stay 6 ft (or more) away.
DJ Kay Slay ft. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie & Blueface - Hocus Pocus: Not a fan of smashing of other people’s significant other or “OPP” as the olds call it, but it’s a free country, people can fuck who they want. In my experience it leads to some tense confrontations and the booty usually ain't worth the drama. (Just addressing the courting of other people’s p described in the hook.) This a dope track, A Boogie making you all aware that if he ain’t got the whistle on him, he gon’ poke you. So chill wit the tough talk and love the Lord.
Kanye ft. Clipse & Kenny G - Use This Gospel: Speaking of the Lord! Bro! Off Kanye’s "Jesus is King" album, his first full non-secular project, this track stands out as one of the best. Standout verse from No Malice thanking the Lord for helping him transition from flipping bricks and braggadocious raps to flipping scripts and handing out tracts! (scripts is ‘posed to be short for scriptures...I tried…) “From the concrete grew a rose, They give you Wraith talk, I give you faith talk, Blindfolded on this road, watch me faith walk, Just hold on to your brother when his faith lost” Kenny G’s murders his sax solo at the end and then the beat drops back in to bring it home. Tough Tune!
Kyle Dion - DEAD: KD letting shawty know it’s a wrap. The love is dead, no need to second guess. When you wanna stew in it and feel your feels, this the track for you. Let that dead love rest in peace. Unless, you run it back for a little makeup sex...
Omar Apollo ft. Dominic Fike - Hit Me Up: Funky track produced by Kenny Beats (Whoa Kenny!) O & D letting the bitties know they been wasting time doing this and that, but they willing to spend that idle time wit you if you hit them up. Ladies if you’re reading this, go text somebody. Just to say what’s up.
Pink Sweat$ & Crush - I Wanna Be Yours: Smooth beat carried by strings which transitions to a Booty Bass, Jersey Club, DC Go-Go-type bridge. These gentleman let one of they buddies know they trying to get out the Friend Zone and get to the End Zone (buddy like De La Soul). Play this in your Ford Fiesta after dinner while you dropping her off, and I promise she’ll invite you upstairs for a one-way trip to Penetration Station.
Ashoka - Regular Day: I love songs like this. Just a song about the average day. Most of our days are unspectacular and you can always bump this in the ride. Any occasion, any mood. Swiss army knife of songs. “It’s just a regular day, hundreds and fifties I fold, ride through the city I know, call up a bitty I know.”
Lil Baby - Woah: The platinum selling album “My Turn” dropped in 2020 but this single came out in 2019. This track is Lil Baby’s biggest hit in his skyrocketing career (We Paid is on its ass tho). Braggadocious, over a spooky beat, perfect for bumpin in your C-Class Benz on the way to the Taco Bell for a Crunchwrap Supreme.
A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie ft. Lil Uzi Vert - Reply: Ain’t nothing like seeing yo phone screen light up and you got a text from your favorite lady. All Artist (A Boogie’s real name) & Uzi asking for is a reply. A Boogie lets his lady know that she looks good, even without makeup, and he knows that she’s a down ass chick the way she takes the raw sausage like a champ. Lil Uzi likes plain scallops and he encourages his shawty to pray for her own betterment.
Glass Animals ft. Denzel Curry - Tokyo Drifting: Heavy Bass EDM-beat that morphs when Denzel hops on. Perfect track to play while your high as fuck in Tokyo speeding through the streets in your Subaru Impreza WRX “Ooh now ya lettin’ go... ain’t nothin better”
Kap G - The Bomb: The Mexican, ATL-bred rapper picks the perfect hit to flip, Richie Valens’ “La Bamba”. Mixing in a lil Español, KG killed this one. Great track for Cinco De Mayo or a Taco Tuesday con Tequila shots. Women are known to shake their bums uncontrollably when this track somes on. (I apologize if this was offensive to some. As a boy, I fell and bumped my head on a radiator in the projects and my screws been loose ever since. The Lord working on me.)
Parisalexa - 2 Real: P-Lex letting you know that she too real, she ain’t got time for the snakes and fakes and if she love you she’d die for you. Over a buttery beat, all she asking for is a lil reciprocation nigga, sheesh. That real love. That Bobby & Whitney love. That Ike and T… That Prince Harry & Megan love. (If they break up by printing, replace with Denzel & Pauletta or whoever else been together for hella long.)
03 Greedo & Kenny Beats - Life: From their joint project “Netflix & Deal” The rapper and beatsmith flip Dire Straits’ “Sultans of Swing” while referencing the hit Martin Lawrence & Eddie Murphy film “Life”. It’s one of Greedo’s best tracks because it describes his current situation, incarcerated in a Texas prison. “Feeling like Claude and Ray, they offering all the days, I done did all the crime, I done did all the time. Life, life I might lose my mind”
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